dingus

The way u/byrdlaw ties a tie

“This is the only one I have and for some reason I tied my tie like a dingus”.

-u/byrdlaw

by Mkbond007 March 20, 2018

Dingus soup

When you pull a long slimy hair from under your ballsack and/or vagina and drop it on the bathtub floor when taking your post sex shower.

Let me finish you off with a blowie, that way later we can enjoy some nice tasty dingus soup!

by TanJan69 February 14, 2017

Dingus

A person that leaves their friends to play video games alone.

eg. Brian left Overwatch to play Dark Souls 3, he a dingus.

by Tuturuu February 18, 2017

dingus

DICK

A dingus is a penis. "Gosh darn Billy! Look at the size of your dingus!!"

by Gene Scofield September 12, 2016

Anti-Dingus society

A society formed to save the world from stupid and idiotic people aka the dingus

Bob:hey it's the agents from the anti-dingus society
Joe:hey we got a dingus over here
Bob:who ?
Joe:u hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

by Billy bob joe12345 July 1, 2011

poopy dingus

a slur used in the sense of "shitty dick" to refer to someone in a hurtful way

mike: "youre stupid!" john:"oh yeah? well youre a poopy dingus!"

by mfkinpoopycluster November 9, 2023

Bry Dingus

A redneck hillbilly Mcfagatron…
Votes for trump but is sexually attracted to Bernie sanders…

His slogan is risk it for the biscuit but he has no biscuits… he has never once risked his biscuits… the man is a 2 faced sycophant who licks the bottom of squid-wards (tentacles) he has no shame! he is a man of few words yet poetically inclined. He is Bry your guy Bry… a man with a plan but not the best plan because he is all out of teeth. The grannies don’t seem to mind tho…

Bry dingus is odd don’t be like him be better

by Rufusknowsfacts January 28, 2024