David David, also know as David squared, is a very unique specimen. He has unlimited attractiveness meaning any man, women or even animal will instantaneous fall for him. He also contains an intelligence so superior to that of humans it makes Albert Einstein look like a child. In conclusion, if you see him you become a simp.
by Absolutely not Alex November 16, 2021
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David Cameron: "I say George, I rather fancy giving that whole politics lark a go"
George: "Now that is an idea. You know daddies in the party. He'll be so very pleased. Now more importantly, where are we going to go for lunch"?
David: "Old Humprey's friend has just opened up a restaurant off the old Portobello. George old boy, give the Daily mail a ring I think I'm in the mood for a spot of cycling!"
George: "Bravo! Now where has Smithy got to with the roller"?
George: "Now that is an idea. You know daddies in the party. He'll be so very pleased. Now more importantly, where are we going to go for lunch"?
David: "Old Humprey's friend has just opened up a restaurant off the old Portobello. George old boy, give the Daily mail a ring I think I'm in the mood for a spot of cycling!"
George: "Bravo! Now where has Smithy got to with the roller"?
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by Davia February 18, 2009
Get the Davia mug.A pretty cool/wierd dude. Either you like him and think he's cool or you hate him and parade around yelling "David Bowie is gay" like some sort of retard on crack. Although he is a little 'out there,' his singing is quite good. Most people know him as 'that guy with the hair who likes the asian girls.' They probably say that because he has strange hairstyles and does dig the women of the far East. One of his most popular songs is "Let's Dance." As in 'put on your red shoes and dance the blues.'
"David Bowie is gay!!!!!"
"You are a retard on crack. Have you even heard any of his songs?"
"...Well, no, but-"
"Then shut the hell up. David Bowie is awesome. 'Nuff said."
"You are a retard on crack. Have you even heard any of his songs?"
"...Well, no, but-"
"Then shut the hell up. David Bowie is awesome. 'Nuff said."
by Scott Irving April 9, 2006
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Get the David Bui mug.David Alan is one of the most amazing guys that you will ever meet, guaranteed. He is sweet, gentle, kind, strong, sensitive, and caring. He always puts everyone before himself and he never gets mad at people. Everything that he says is something that he means. You should always trust him. If you ever get a chance to meet a David Alan, be careful of what you say and do around him, and don't ever let him go. You may never get him back.
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