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dirty couch cushion

when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito
i gave erica a dirty couch cushion last week, my anus hurts like shit.
by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011
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German Whoopie Cushion

When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.
Look at that douchebag. Mike G just sat on a German Whoopie Cushion! Haha what an asshole!
by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 30, 2011
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cushion burner

When a woman is so bitchy you want to smash her face in the couch cushion and press as hard as you can while slam fucking her in the ass as hard as possible
When Sandra gave Jason the cold shoulder, he knew she was definitely a cushion burner.
by Mike Payne June 11, 2008
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Culham Method

A method of smoking (a lot) of Hash. Take piece and flatten into rectangle. Wrap flattened hash around appropriate item depending on quantity...ie, pen, lighter, pop can to form tube. Skewer tube through center with metal pin. Hold tube vertically and ignite complete bottom edge. Inhale as the smoke BILLOWS up center of tube. Best used while hot-boxing a tent or closet.
We hot-boxed a closet using the Culham Method and lost the ability to form complete sentences.
by Evil Andy February 26, 2009
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Cushion Booze

To buy your girl a mid or low grade bottle of alcohol in order to cushion her anger that you just bought yourself a top shelf bottle of Liquor.
Jack came home with a bottle of wine for his girl so when she found out he bought a bottle of Gray Goose for himself she would not be as angry - Cushion Booze.
by DownForJC March 12, 2010
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Cushians

The politically correct way of saying "black"people. A person distinguished by their african features ("black" stereotypes) such as big noses, big lips, big butts, nappy hair, and of course dark skin... Weather you're from Africa, the Caribbean's, South America, North America, Asia ect., if you are recognized as a "black" person (regardless of skin tone) then you are a Cushian.

It is also the safe word for people who don't want to come across as prejudice or careless towards Cushians who don't want to be called "black". (people who work for the government)

To be blunt, it is the "black" version of Caucasian...
African albinos have African features, but they'er not dark skinned. they'er Cushians

If you are light skinned, mulatto, mixed ect. person and recognized as "black", you are Cushian

If you are dark skinned(NOT indian, both) and you have African features, you are Cushian

There are a lot of Cushians at that rap concert...

Cushians are good at sports, but not swimming...
by SomedudeIknew March 12, 2014
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Cushion Fuck

When a girl's so fugly u gotta put her head in the couch and take her from behind.
Guy 1. " look at that nasty ho".
Guy2. " ya bro, she ain't nothin but a cushion fuck "!
by Loo dog March 7, 2017
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