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Jack came home with a bottle of wine for his girl so when she found out he bought a bottle of Gray Goose for himself she would not be as angry - Cushion Booze.
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Get the Cushion Booze mug.The politically correct way of saying "black"people. A person distinguished by their african features ("black" stereotypes) such as big noses, big lips, big butts, nappy hair, and of course dark skin... Weather you're from Africa, the Caribbean's, South America, North America, Asia ect., if you are recognized as a "black" person (regardless of skin tone) then you are a Cushian.
It is also the safe word for people who don't want to come across as prejudice or careless towards Cushians who don't want to be called "black". (people who work for the government)
To be blunt, it is the "black" version of Caucasian...
It is also the safe word for people who don't want to come across as prejudice or careless towards Cushians who don't want to be called "black". (people who work for the government)
To be blunt, it is the "black" version of Caucasian...
African albinos have African features, but they'er not dark skinned. they'er Cushians
If you are light skinned, mulatto, mixed ect. person and recognized as "black", you are Cushian
If you are dark skinned(NOT indian, both) and you have African features, you are Cushian
There are a lot of Cushians at that rap concert...
Cushians are good at sports, but not swimming...
If you are light skinned, mulatto, mixed ect. person and recognized as "black", you are Cushian
If you are dark skinned(NOT indian, both) and you have African features, you are Cushian
There are a lot of Cushians at that rap concert...
Cushians are good at sports, but not swimming...
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