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Poo'd a cube

When you go for a number two and you feel like you have passed a Rubiks cube or something of a similar shape.

Originated in Manchester in the early 2000's and has been linked to the disappearance of numourous gentleman for at least twenty minutes a go.
John: Where have you been mate, you look terrible.

Dave: Mate I think I just Poo'd a cube! My ring is throbbing...
by MadManc78 February 8, 2010
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moving cubes

When all of the people in your cubicle get together to party.
"Hey guys, do you wanna move cubes after work?"
"Yeah, we haven't done moving cubes in a while!"
by TheCoolCube November 6, 2008
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Cubed Moment

Oh shit! I just had a cubed moment!
by D2TheMagnificent January 2, 2020
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cube king

A cube King is a GQ man who is working in cubical office community, or in a significantly vast office environment but his office space is insignificantly in the middle of the room. Everyone knows him from around the water cooler...for his metrosexism...his being suave...debonair...an over achiever for his enviroment...
The cube King couldn’t wait to get out of cubical hell for the week end.

yeah... the cube King got bonuses and won the company trip again.
by jagged charlotte March 28, 2008
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cube fabulous

Cube Fabulous is the Greatest, Funniest Show Online!
Sarcastic and witty, the hosts make over cubicles, and in doing so.. change people's lives. Totally mocks the reality TV makeover shows.
"Changing Lives, One Cube at a Time"
Best Cube Fabulous episodes: Beach Bum, Snow Bunny, Cowgirl, 90210
by AndiSmalls January 1, 2009
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cube cred

Props or respect gained at the office for dating the prettiest women in the office.
Bob: Hey where is Mike?

Tom: He is taking that new secretary to lunch today.

Bob: The hot one in accounting?

Tom: Yeah, his cube cred is through the roof.
by chiguy61 December 17, 2010
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geo cube

The annoying cube you had to farm daily, and refuses to accept capped resin.
human1: how many times did you fight the geo cube??
human2:46.
by kaghrui January 7, 2022
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