Cord

A very uncoordinated person that always falls, trips, and is generally uncoordinated. They usually run in packs and are made fun of by people with coordination.

John: Hey did you see how cord james is?
Phil: Yeah, I can't believe he tripped over that pebble.
John: Thats embarrasing

by Jimmy fly high May 23, 2010

Chords

The act of having sex on a group of powerchords, preferably on your friends' set and not you own. Its mostly for payback or laughter reasons.

Jane: Keep going, don't stop.

Chris: Why the hell are we doing this on your roommate's powerchords?

Jane: She took my heels last night, this if REVENGE!

by TheChordKing May 29, 2011

House of Cards

a legendary BTS fanfiction that is based on gangs.
Sadly, it got a lot of hate when it was first published, even if it is well written.

Fan 1: “Have you read House of Cards yet? It’s amazing.”
Fan 2: “I haven’t, can you give me tje link?”

by taegi9395 April 4, 2019

shut the hell up cards

a deck of cards used for the sole purpose of telling someone to shut the hell up.the person given the shut the hell up cards must obey.

person one: so my mom was bitching at me last night about not cleaning my room

person two: well why didnt you give her one of your shut the hell up cards?

person one: i already used them all up on my girlfriend

by bakumatsu99 March 5, 2009

playing cards

A euphamism for smoking weed.

"Dude, I'm skiving physics to go 'play cards'"

by xephelion December 9, 2004

heart of the cards

A reason why I don't watch Yu-Gi-Oh!
Heart of the cards?Woah,musta had to many cold ones last night,Yugi..

"IF I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS,I CAN DO ANYTHING!Except kiss a girl..they don't like my hair"

by TheWiggidy October 10, 2003

shards and cards

Smoking shards (crystal meth) while playing cards. Made famous by a kid named Reid who does too many drugs!

I bet Reid is gonna go play some shards and cards tonight.

by Methhead92 July 3, 2005