Cooter Slap

Slapping a female in her genitalia to inflict pain.

He cooter slapped the shit out of her! That is what she gets for the junk punch.

by ThatGuyFromIdaho July 23, 2015

Cooter fleas

What happens when a woman's cooter gets infested with fleas.

She is scratching cause she has cooter fleas,

by Assbark April 1, 2010

Cooter Cocker

When the shaft of the penis rubs against the outer rim of the vagina (or cooter) and the vagina (or cooter) becomes wet and ready to get fucked by a penis.

Dude, she let me pull a cooter cocker before we fucked. My dick just slid right in.

by jumbotron921 December 11, 2012

cooter slayer

a guy who is really good with the ladies, and has no problem getting pussy.

ladies man, pimp

Guy 1: Yo bro did you getting any last nite at tommy's party.
Guy 2: No man, but Joe was a freakin cooter slayer that night. He hooked up!

by Big OJ March 26, 2009

[Cooter dew]

The moist spot on your girl in the early morning.

Mmm. There's nothing like getting morning sex when the cooter dew has set.?

by Kthenewway May 18, 2016

cooter valley

The patch where hair doesn't grow in a mustache

My girl doesn't like my mustache. So she rides my cooter valley.

by Cheswick Breezy January 11, 2019

Cooter Block

When a guy has a girlfriend and looks at other women the way he should look at his girlfriend. Sometimes even right in front of his girlfriend when their on a date.

Girl #1: Jimmy was being a real cooter block at the party last night.
Girl #2: It really hurts when BOYS do that.

by smxkinsxdnes February 28, 2020