Diggy Chops

an annoying loaf of lard

Diggy chops is lard lol.

by ZacAttak March 16, 2022

alyssa cooksey

sc; alyssacooksey19 📲

add my snap i’m alyssa cooksey

by fuck it we ball November 10, 2022

Who Cooks for You?

Song of the Barred Owl, by consensus of the ornithological community. Who Cooks for You? Who Cooks for Yooooou-All?, in two groups of four.

The owls were singing to each other, high in the spruce trees, and it always made them smile. Who Cooks for You? Who-Cooks-for-Yooooo-All? One night, they went outside with his guitar and he played it back to them.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2023

Booty chops

Typically said to accidentally gaslight ones friend

guy1: bro booty chops
guy2: what? booty chops?
guy1: it's a thing, look it up
guy2: literally go die

by Joeseph0 July 30, 2023

Can’t Cooks, Won’t Cooks

Adapted, from the BBC programme, to highlight a situation where you are working with people who can’t do their role and people who don’t want to do their role.

I am screwed in trying to manage a team of can’t cooks, won’t cooks.

by Prometheusofwestsussex March 11, 2020

compstipation

When your computer is running slower than usual.

Me: Dude, my shit is running slow today...I think it has compstipation.

Creeyer: This is why you need to connect to the internet thru 'fiber'-optic cables!

by George Doula March 5, 2008

chopsworth

One to two grams of marijuana. Enough to roll a chop. A chop is a fat blunt of bomb.

Lemme get a chopsworth!

by Chop Chopenstein September 9, 2009