Cooking Bacon

To cock-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having sex or the booty. Preventing one from starting a relationship

I was trying to get this lovely young woman's phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon

by IbeCookin June 1, 2011

william hung cooking show

william hung cooking show is a cooking show where imitating william hung REALLY FUNNY!

dude have you heard of the william hung cooking show? it's awsome!

by J.J. DuDe September 25, 2006

Cama coo cooing

The rubbing of one's booty.

I started cama coo cooing to my boyfriend.

by kara skeetskeet April 16, 2007

Cooking Fish in A Toaster

When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster

OMG that smells like their Cooking Fish in A Toaster Phooey!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

coopin

forehead

He got slapped right oan the coopin

by Big Pal October 22, 2003

cooning out

1:a general term used for when a white person starts acting black or very stupid.

2:when a person of any race starts to smell like B.O and eats goat meat or roadkill

what ya cooning out for man?

ewww shit, you smell like B.O, your really cooning out here

by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008

chooping

When Chad or Clair exchange butt-mud in, on or around each others body parts in a sexual manner.

Chad is pooping (chooping) on Clair's face.

by chaids January 4, 2009