KMart Connection

When someone's Internet connection has become so unbearably bad that it is laughable and meme worthy. Insinuating that KMart wifi is not desirable.

"Damn John lagged out of the lobby again?"
"Yea he got that KMart connection up & runnin."

by SustainedLizard June 9, 2023

Cock connection

Two friends who banged the same guy

I realized I had a cock connection with my friend who had sex with the same tinder guy.

by Wonder Woman JK July 29, 2017

connective worship

A three-dimensional spiritual worship service that utilizes technology to listen as the primary function.

We deliver today and tomorrow's ministries - evangelism, discipleship, preaching, and connective worship.

by EWTECHNERD September 25, 2022

Biased Connection

Biased Connection Is When Your Server Runs Better And Has less latency Due To The Fact That You Are Hosting The Server So Therefore Your Connection Is "Biased"

My Connection To The Server We Play On is Better Because I Run It So The Connection Has A Bias To Anyone Else Who Plays It. Its A Biased Connection

by JoeModest December 18, 2022

Connect-a-thot

When you ring up multiple phone sex operators and make them all talk to each other

“Instead of prank calls last night, Jamie and I played Connect-A-Thot”

“Dude, that sounds so fun”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

cocaine connect

Someone you know a bit, it’s not your friend or your pal but you can have a small talk with. That person know where to find good cocaine, so you keep them in you phone book

Girl : Do you have cocaine ?
Girl 2 : No, Sorry only weed...
Girl : Can you text, the dude who super into you ? What is name ? Steve ?
Girl 2 : Oh Steve ? Lol he is just my cocaine connect

by jeantuke March 31, 2021

never connected's

A classification of people, approx 5 million American households, generally below age 35 and childless, that view all TV and entertainment through the Internet (hulu, netflix, amazon ect) forgoing Cable TV service.

I can't bring my kids over to their house anymore. Those never connected's don't have cable tv to mindlessly sedate my children while we get drunk.

I love being never connected's, we have a cheap internet bill and watch whatever we want with no commercials!

by Slobadon January 15, 2014