cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.
When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!
by GlazeHer October 11, 2017
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Rory Cone

When this pizza gets here im going to punch the fattest Rory cone!
by Chronzo May 29, 2011
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Nigel cone

Another way of dropping the N bomb
Wagwan my bro you such a Nigel Cone Darren- says confidently. or boo Nigel you must be an owl cuse your noctrnal.
by Nigel cone November 15, 2019
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Throne cone

The best thing about using public restroom is the possibility of throne cone.
by Econgineer September 23, 2016
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Cone-dom

A special brand of profalactic, commonly used by people with traffic cone sized cocks, of course this makes their bell - ends oddly shapen but still rips vadge good and proper.
Robin: Aww man, i can never find any condoms that fit my traffic cone shaped willy!
Michael: Dont worry buddy - take this cone-dom!
Robin: Phew, youre a life saver buddy, my grannies coming over tonight you see, for a joint think.
Michael:.......
by Spunkmuffin March 01, 2010
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cute cone

look a cute cone
that's probably mig
by AnxsurR October 31, 2020
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Cone Donkey

An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.
Burcu thought she was a Unicorn, but she's SUCH a Cone Donkey!
by maplefrost November 01, 2017
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