Chris

A SUPER AWESOME PERSON. Usually, they do not realize just how awesome they are. They can make anyone laugh or smile just by being around them. They're the chillest guys you'll ever meet and one of the only guys who will surprise you with things like... letters :D you'll never be the same once you meet a chris!

Wow theyre really cool! Almost as cool as chris but not quite because that level is impossible!

by Italians Rule June 21, 2012

Chris

Chris is a pussy ass bitch that likes to get fucked up the asshole. He is a snitch and watches gay porn with his dad. He fucks his lil dog with his dad watching.

Chris is a fag that snitches all the time.

by Christinsita May 27, 2008

chris

The red panda on roller skates(with a condom);
a sex addict with a big penis who gets madd poon;
That guy that never lies and pokes people's back pimples;
a sociopathic ninja vampire who everyone loves to hug

1. Lauren started calling Chris the red panda on rollerskates for no apparent reason. The (with a condom) was added because he had a condom with his at school one day.
2.Chris is such a manwhore.
3.Chris told her she was flat randomly.
4.I gave Chris a hug then he sliced me in half and drank my blood.

by Farmer Joe Bob Dylan Ranger May 27, 2008

Chris

creepy name for stalkers who stalk their mates gf/bf and ask retarded questions (where is your touch spot) and insist on constantly annoying the stalkee... they also like to partake in the activity of cumming in shoes

Geeze that guy is such a chris, he just asked me where my touch spot is.

yeah he also cums in shoes

by tomisastrawberry September 25, 2010

Chris

someone who hates the english

He's not being racist, he's just being a chris

by Neptor April 2, 2021

Chris

A awkward guy who doesn't talk much except about computers. He is a huge nerd hates chavs and pretends to be hard. But quite a nice guy on the whole

Person1:whose that guy who spends all his time in computing

Person2: oh, you mean Chris

by Angypangy October 31, 2017

Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.

Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care

by （´∀`）ｂ October 27, 2019