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9 characteristics of sex

1. Must provide pleasure
2. Must have potential for disease
3. Must secrete fluids

4. Must be good enough to make you sweat
5. The one with the other inside has to do all the work
6. The one with the outside reproductive organ must be in charge
7. The larger one of the species must be on the bottom
8. Out side reproductive organ holder has the right to hit
9. In the bum is illigal teritory ( Enter at your own Risk)
you must have the 9 characteristics of sex for it to be considered real sex

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he's a character

A polite way of saying someone is a piece of shit.
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The best character in a video game

The greatest video game character of all time, proven by the Gamespot best video game character of all time, yes, he even beat mario and master chief, but when the contest was over, it was much like the ressonance cascade, but it with fanboys raging over this, but yeah, greatest video game character of all time!
HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING GORDON AWESOME FREAKING FREEMAN KICKING SUM ARSE The best character in a video game
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comfort character

Meredith Grey is my comfort character

she makes me feel safe <3
Meredith Grey is my comfort character

she makes me feel safe <3
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Main Character Energy

Hey Taylor that’s not very main character energy to be doing that!
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character-x

n.
1.One who has completely disowned his feelings for one in a past relationship and who's actual name has become taboo to the one he left.

2.A name given to substitute in place of someone that hurt you.

v.
1. The act of throwing someones belongings in the garbage or desecrating them by pouring a liquid substance on their stuff. Also know as being a snyder.

2. The act of defiling a backpack with semen in order to keep a girl's sheets clean, or out of her mouth
n.
1. We wont say his name. We'll just call him character-x.

2. Character-x is such a dick head.

v.
1. I character-x'd his shit at lunch today.

2. I totally character-x'd the other night because Sierra hates to swallow.
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character ass-sass-ination

Refers to publicly-voiced derisive/uncomplimentary remarks/details ("sass") made about someone regarding his less-than-perfect-looking posterior ("ass").
(a prime example of character ass-sass-ination, from an old "Blondie" cartoon) Mrs. Dithers: In my younger days, I had quite a following.
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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