Cheeseburger Speech

When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.

His cheeseburger speech made me cry of laughter.

by Hobo from Hell August 1, 2012

speech virus

A term to relate to something that is said automatically. A learned phrase, action or behavior that when thought about might not save time and actually cost you more time than initially intended.

Guy one: How do you do?
Guy two: Who are you?
Guy one: Sorry just making polite conversation. A bit of a Speech Virus if you will

by Peter M July 5, 2018

Friendship speech virginity

The first speech given after being upgraded from acquaintance to friend.

Eg: "im taking ur friendship speech virginity omg…"

by Willowonourweddingday December 5, 2021

Free speech pervert

A very cool person who advocates for free speech.

A: I think your sense of entitlement is a bit nonsense.
B: You hurt me by calling my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!

by God A4 July 10, 2022

discombobulatory speech

when your stepdad uses big words while he's drunk off his ass

that abusive bitch was using discombobulatory speech.

by OOFYBOOMER May 12, 2022

Danny Speech

A form of vocal expression that is primarily comprised of a mixture of Ebonics, Southern Accents, and "gangsta speech".

John then exhibited his finest example of Danny Speech, which immediately frightened his friends and scared his family all the way to Nicaragua.

by DanBoy901742 February 1, 2014

free speech

A word that has lost its innocent image due to the constant abuse of the term by online radicals and liberals to silence everyone who is critical to a certain issue.

P1: Shut the fuck up, no one wants to reply on your spam threads retard.
P2: But I have the First Amendment! Anyway this is an imageboard, so fuck off! You don't belong here!
P1: You use free speech to make excuses for your spam? Come on, man.

by #LGCC9CCPP August 9, 2021