An inability to examine an issue in depth. An inability to get beyond the basic thought, which sticks in their head like a mantra, closing off all other avenues of consideration.
Due to Larry's bumper sticker mentality, he was unable to understand the nuances of an issue beyond a basic premise, as in "guns don't kill people, people kill people." He lacked the ability to think beyond the bumper sticker.
by The Polish Grammarian October 19, 2015
by vistaman May 04, 2008
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on his partners ass. He then proceeds to stick a tortilla to her ass using his man glue.
by Buck Fiesta May 12, 2011
bumper clad ting (adjective ) meaning something that the person did was really special and will only happen on one special time.
by HoskingBogii January 04, 2017
When a man is smooshing with a woman in the doggystyle position, she defecates all over his waistline, and he continues to have sex with her; smashing the feces all over the two of them, while ramming each other like bumper cars
After an insane night at the bar, Bob Combo was nailing some strange from behind, when all of a sudden the coyote ugly shit all over his man pubes. Bob contemplated quitting, but instead he just kept on trucking. Ultimately giving the chubby vixen her first dirty bumper car.
by Bob Combo November 15, 2010
Doris: look at all those bumper stickers!
Dad: we all know what that says about bumper sticker activism!
Dad: we all know what that says about bumper sticker activism!
by pendraggon November 11, 2008
by Stankylegg March 31, 2009