Bros are usually found in az or cali. They have a krew that they roll with that they call their "family" but really they would screw each other over in a heart beat. They like stores like lithium, no fear, industrial, zumiez. They "dont give a fuck" when we all know they really do. They usually dont come out till the night where all they do is get drunk and high. During the day they sit in their houses stoned out of their minds figuring out where they can get more weed. The usually have tattoos down their arms or down their side, a good majority of them have snake bites, wear trucker hats,dickie short,high black socks, Dont like to wear color, just black and white. They wear brands like 187 inc(most of them probably dont even know what that means)tapout,srh,fmf,krew,metal mulisha. They all think they are badasses, and spend most of their time seeing how many girls they can hook up with, how much beer they can consume, how many pills they can take, and how much weed they can smoke. ALL of them are assholes and dont give a fuck about anyone but themselves...to sum it all up they are complete losers who will never have lives
by sweetiepie18 June 23, 2008
Get the Bromug. In short, white trash. The song, "I'm a Bro" by Greenbrier Lane describes them the best. They wear Famous shirts, black socks, have sideburns, lift their trucks, rev their dirt bikes even though they're slow, beat their wives and sleep with other chicks. You want a better idea, just go to the dunes, and look for any random asshole who's starting shit for no reason, or just get the song I'm a Bro.
by Brian21122112 March 28, 2008
Get the Bromug. a simple man who likes sticking his penis into the ass of his unsuspecting male friends. more or less the night will play out thus:
1. Friends get invited over to bro's house
2. Bro takes out gamecube
3. Bro takes out Natty Ice (Natural Ice)
4. Bro waits till friends are drunk
5. Bro whips out dick
6. Bro rapes friends....hard and analy.
that being said, sit and talk with your friends, and make sure that they do not follow the "bro code." or else you may wake up being to the following example.
1. Friends get invited over to bro's house
2. Bro takes out gamecube
3. Bro takes out Natty Ice (Natural Ice)
4. Bro waits till friends are drunk
5. Bro whips out dick
6. Bro rapes friends....hard and analy.
that being said, sit and talk with your friends, and make sure that they do not follow the "bro code." or else you may wake up being to the following example.
"Aww bro last night was crazy, but why does my ass hurt so bad?"
"I'm pretty sure you fell down the stairs."
"What stairs.....
"I'm pretty sure you fell down the stairs."
"What stairs.....
by Big Billiam March 3, 2009
Get the Bromug. Someone who is generally better than most people. Rich as hell, and well aware of it. People generally put these individual down because they A) are more rich B) have a hotter girlfriend C) are smarter than your average human D) have more friends than normal people E) Rage at a level most people cant handle F) are themselves better looking than most. Bros are known to patrol bars that losers cant get into, gyms, luxury car dealerships, massive houses that haters cant afford, and Polo/Lacoste stores. The opposite, a bro-hater, is just jealous, jealous that their girlfriend is redtube.com, their only friends are via myspace and Friday night is usually spent alone, sober. Bro-haters patrol chat rooms and sites such as this, to try to deface the bro name. However, Bros are generally okay with this, being that at the end of the day, we are still better, still more rich, and still have a hotter slam piece than the losers/bro-haters. Keep hatin' losers, we are still winning.
by Original Bro June 13, 2010
Get the Bromug. by broskiiii122 November 3, 2010
Get the Bromug. The bro who always says no when asked to do something. Also is usually the ginger bitch in your bro squad
by Bromochachamundo December 30, 2014
Get the no bromug. Bro has evolved, from a simple Californian compasionate reference from one male to another to be used presently, in communities across the world in which young men claim to be bro. Fraternity's represent bro at its finest, bangin' brohoes, proclaiming simple events as epic, and doning the signature "fauxhawk."They live and breathe in douchebaggery on a regular basis
Another signature characteristic of a Bro comes by the adding of bro to the begining of a word... if you hear a late teen or early twenties male using words such as brotality (to describe their bro mentality) brotastic (an adjective used to describe fantastic or "epic" events of one Bro) or (used to describe and incredibly pointy fauxhawk), then you likely have met a bro.
Oftentimes a bro reads and writes to websites such as, MLIB... or My Life is Bro... to define how one man's douchebag moment can be a treasure to thousands of Bro's. A true bro records the epic history of each night's passing. Stories often include how a kegstand went awry, a brohoe was roofied and gangbanged, even stories which include fauxhawks superior standing against beavertails, mullets, jewfros.
Another signature characteristic of a Bro comes by the adding of bro to the begining of a word... if you hear a late teen or early twenties male using words such as brotality (to describe their bro mentality) brotastic (an adjective used to describe fantastic or "epic" events of one Bro) or (used to describe and incredibly pointy fauxhawk), then you likely have met a bro.
Oftentimes a bro reads and writes to websites such as, MLIB... or My Life is Bro... to define how one man's douchebag moment can be a treasure to thousands of Bro's. A true bro records the epic history of each night's passing. Stories often include how a kegstand went awry, a brohoe was roofied and gangbanged, even stories which include fauxhawks superior standing against beavertails, mullets, jewfros.
by Do the Huisman on that Hoe December 3, 2010
Get the Bromug.