blazer

another term for a condom

Jim:"I fucked that mary chick last night"
Larry: "I hope you wore a blazer the chick gets around"

by Ivan Caulfield April 28, 2011

brazed

To be dumped by your girlfriend/boyfriend/fiance right after converting to his or her religion.

Mike: "Did you hear that Allen broke it off with Lexi?"

Dan: "You're kidding...she was just baptized into his church last weekend!"

Mike: "I wish I was kidding. She got straight-up brazed."

by da1n January 19, 2012

Blazer

1. A terrible SUV made by general motors.
2. A shit that really hurts your ass afterwords.

1.Sorry Tom, I cant make it to work my blazer broke down.
2. Ted: Hey Jeremy, why you walking so funny?

Jeremy: Because I took a blazer a little while ago, my ass is killing me!!

by CarShitz August 4, 2012

Brazekool

See Boss.

If you are wondering why you see Brazekool on every single online game you try to play and any forum you try to post in, that's because he's a Boss.

by Cy'el December 27, 2012

Blazer

A party where a bunch of stoners goes to get baked

"Dude, I went to this party last night, and everyone was just laying around, eating Cheetos. turns out it was a blazer

by Knob Marley February 28, 2014

brazen stranger

An act akin to a regular stranger, the brazen stranger perpetrator sits on both hands until they cannot be felt or easily moved, and then stimulates both phallus and anus, causing the actions to feel as though they were externally caused.

"I'm going to watch rusty trombone videos and give myself a brazen stranger."

by tgnlol December 14, 2014

Blazer-A-Thon

Super awesome event at Valdosta State University that raises money for local Children's Miracle Network Hospitals.

Did you go to Blazer-A-Thon?

Yeah! I dressed up for theme hours and ate free food and had a blast!

by Feliz Navidad 176934 September 14, 2014