Brandon

A boomer , by default. He doesn't use the correct your/you're almost ever, but his sister is really cool.

Brandon: ok boomer
Someone: but you're a brandon

by dishwasHER420 November 5, 2019

brandon

a big headed boy that’s stubborn and loves his car

brandon loves jessica 🥰

by bloopbleep578 November 23, 2021

Brandon

Has a cat named Paco.

Brandon’s cat speaks Spanish.

by Paquitonugz June 13, 2018

Brandon

Someone who sharts during lessons, they will stink the classroom out and will most likely follow through

Nicole: Brandon did you shart
Brandon: no it was abit wet though
Brandon king: your very cool

by Kingsharts October 10, 2019

Brandon

#swag

Brandon - he's a #swag guy

by youre a cunt May 26, 2021

Brandon

loves titties

Brandon: “i love titties”

by brandonlovetitties September 29, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is an extremely gorgeous guy. However, he will break up with you for absolutely no reason. Brandon then will flirt and stare at you and constantly try to get your attention. He likes to pretend you guys are still dating but tells everybody he doesn’t still have feelings for you. Brandon is an utter dick who is full of himself and thinks he can treat others like shit. He will go from being a great boyfriend and making you feel like you’re the only girl in the world to constantly giving you mixed signals. Brandon’s are complete assholes.

“Oh look it’s Brandon, what a dick”

by hdlhflhx January 15, 2023