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Bonk

A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.

Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
by psalms86 December 7, 2020
mugGet the Bonkmug.

Bonk

A): A hit , often on the head with a hollow, echoing sound.

B(ritish): The act of sex.

C: An expression used to alert others that you are horny.
by Josh9742dop May 14, 2022
mugGet the Bonkmug.

Bonk

The only word that describes a black girl booty. Many females show off their bonk by wearing tight jeans and boots with fur. It's the perfect, fat, drool in your mouth booty. You'll know when you see one
Tom: dude all these black girls butts are poppin.

Jeff: no their not butts Tom, their bonks

Tom: oh, I never seen so many bonks shake!
by Ling the ming August 12, 2012
mugGet the Bonkmug.

Bonk

An exclamation of superiority in battle. It is usually spoken upon impact, when the speaker's weapon, preferably a baseball bat, makes contact with it's target.
Scout: "BONK!"
Other man: "I am no match for this man, for I have been hit by his baseball bat."
by XersuiluB November 25, 2019
mugGet the Bonkmug.

Bink Bonk Skip

A term used when someone accidentally finds a new speedrun tech and needs a placeholder name for it
That's it! That's the bink bonk skip!
by walmu November 12, 2022
mugGet the Bink Bonk Skipmug.

Bonk

"Bonks" are powerful smacks of customer driven engagement and next-level interactivity experience. You might think of it like the moguls to make next direction turns on a ski slope or the bonk experience in the classic wac-o-mole game. "Bonks" are open interactive touchable layers through Mogul’s patented over the top platform technology. Shopping carts, product links, seek links, surveys, polling, mogul.live
The bonks on that influencer's Mogul video are freakin' awesome! I bet she made over a million dollars on just that sexy lip product, for real.
by akatheprofessor June 2, 2022
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Bonk

Bonk is a the sound you hear when someone like that weird flower hits someone with a coconut.
AAAAAAAA!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *throws coconut* Bonk
by Gary The Flower January 6, 2022
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