He found out the hammer was bonkable by hitting it against a library wall and shout eureka but then the bookshelf collapsed and he went to prison
by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023
Get the Bonkmug. An exclamation of superiority in battle. It is usually spoken upon impact, when the speaker's weapon, preferably a baseball bat, makes contact with it's target.
by XersuiluB November 25, 2019
Get the Bonkmug. OBAMA: drinking a 2-liter of mountain dew
TRUMP: thats bad for you
OBAMA: (hits on head with it) *bonk*
TRUMP: thats bad for you
OBAMA: (hits on head with it) *bonk*
by 555nate555 November 28, 2022
Get the Bonkmug. A lukewarm glass of Miller Lite with a double shot glass of Jack Daniels Fire preferably ice cold dropped in.
by ShegotaBONK March 12, 2020
Get the Bonk Bombmug. A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.
Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.
Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
by psalms86 December 7, 2020
Get the Bonkmug. by HoodieGuyy July 12, 2023
Get the Bonk Beanmug. 