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Swag Bite

(verb/noun)
When someone tries to steal your swag; meaning that they copy your looks (in example the way you dress) or the way you act. Just so that they can have the same attention as you.
noun: what a swag bite...
verb: stop swag biting!!!
by Anonymous9874 September 30, 2010
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mosquito bite tits

Little tits the size of mosquito bites as on young children or skinny women
yo did you see her little mosquito bite tits
yeah i hate that double D's for me man
by Sageums + Ginger February 17, 2007
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Bite me

Question: Do you want to go out with me?
Amswer: Bite me
by Ludogg March 30, 2015
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one bite syndrome

suffering the inability to consume the final bite of a meal, yet if a full serving was presented you could physically be able to consume the food.
Trey: "oh dude, i can't finish this last bite of cake."
Quincy: "come on man, it's one bite."
T: "yea dude, i know, but i physically just can't do this."
Q: "shit brah, you must have one bite syndrome."
by rye guy2376583 March 31, 2008
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cock bite

A person or animal who is consistantly acting in a way unbeffiting of normal people, such as being a jerk, moron, or bitch.
by Shuukyoku September 14, 2003
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National Bite People Who Annoy You Day

National Bite People Who Annoy You Day
Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons
"Hey why'd you bite me?"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"
by LostOnTheLine August 20, 2016
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bite my ass

Just another way tell someone to fuck off.
Some old fuck was yelling at me for no reason, so I walked past hi, gave him the finger and yelled, "Ahhh, bite my ass, you peckerwood son-of-a-bitch!"
by CDSmith1967 April 16, 2016
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