Blowing Chunks Backwards 

when you have gas built up behind your crap and suddenly need to go to the bathroom, and once you sit down u shoot the crap so hard it makes the water splash your ass. anlso known as projectile shitting.

Aw, now my ass is all wet because i was blowing chunks backwards.

Blowing Chunks Backwards by Wolfman (not boy you mofo) January 24, 2009

96 backwards 

Did you know that 96 backwards is 69?! LOL IT VERY FUNY but pls no tell mommy she spank and beat me verii hARRD OOOW OOWW OWW

i was jk 96 backwards is actually xis-ytenin LLOLOL get trolled LOOL

"Did you know that 96 backwards is xis-ytenin?"
"No i thought it was 69 loool"
"No bro!!! you has BADDD mind"
"wait wat it is??!/1?/??"

96 backwards by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

hustlin backwards

you start out with (a certain amount of drugs) lets say a pound, and when it comes time to re-up u are short or have less then when u started, so cant get it so u get 3 quaps instead and so on and so on. with out making progress

You need to invest in your hustle man, stop hustlin backwards.

hustlin backwards by JMoney was here May 21, 2009

Blow me backwards 

The insult equivalent to suck me sideways used in situations resulting in great surprise, happieness, shock, or anger. Often used when something out of the ordinary happens, or you are told about something out of the ordinary happening to someone else. Can also be taken literaly, if a man tells someone to blow him backwards it means blow me so good I cum propeling myself across the room.

Guy 1: dude, that chick just grew a penis in under a minute
guy 2: well, blow me backwards, that's crazy shit right there!

Blow me backwards by wednesdaycircusfreak May 30, 2010

Regina spelled backwards 

No.

Teacher: "Your name spelled backwards is how you die!"
Liam: "Mail?"
Regina: "Regina spelled backwards is...oh"

Regina spelled backwards by Reginaspelledbackwards February 27, 2021

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont 

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

bend over backwards to bend you over forwards

to go well out of the way (beyond the call of duty) to make somebody suffer a severe shafting (to be right royally buggered)

Dr Drott bent over backwards to bend us over forwards in that exam

bend over backwards to bend you over forwards by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003