A barren useless wasteland filled with sand and overgrown kickboxing sheep, everything will kill you and the "humans" that "live" there have accents so thick you can't tell if they're asking for a toothpick or a ride to the nearest gay bar.
Australia has many great sights like a red rock three days into the middle of its flat-ass boring plains, or when you walk into your "expensive" hotel and find some form of venomous creature under your bedsheets.
Australians are rather jealous creatures and cannot take a joke, they are most beneficially though; immune to most poisons and Australias average heat of one hundred and burn-your-face-off-degrees C
Australia has many great sights like a red rock three days into the middle of its flat-ass boring plains, or when you walk into your "expensive" hotel and find some form of venomous creature under your bedsheets.
Australians are rather jealous creatures and cannot take a joke, they are most beneficially though; immune to most poisons and Australias average heat of one hundred and burn-your-face-off-degrees C
person 1: have you ever been to Australia?
Person 2: no, I'd rather not sentence myself to that fate
Person 1: fair enough, my cousin went sightseeing there a few months back, all she brought back were photos of sand and at least nine venomous snakes hidden in her bag.
Person 2: no, I'd rather not sentence myself to that fate
Person 1: fair enough, my cousin went sightseeing there a few months back, all she brought back were photos of sand and at least nine venomous snakes hidden in her bag.
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Boyfriend: Hey babe, want to give me a blow job?
Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?
Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!
Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?
Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!
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Get the Snorkeling in Australia mug.The country every Austrian is associated with. (sometimes this missunderstanding is caused because the austrian doesn't speak very good english)
Person: Dude, where are you from
Austrian: I'm from austria
Person: WOW, Australia. How are those kangaroos. Are they funny
Austrian: Hearst oida, i bin from Austria net from Australia, du tschoperl
Austrian: I'm from austria
Person: WOW, Australia. How are those kangaroos. Are they funny
Austrian: Hearst oida, i bin from Austria net from Australia, du tschoperl
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Get the Australia mug.A great amount, spoonfuls, of sweat build up under male genitalia, which is down under, like Australia.
Tom was changing into his uniform and I could smell spoonfuls of Australia from the next stall over!
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Get the Australia mug.A country that does not exist. Everyone who says they are from Australia is an actor paid by the government to make us think the flat earth is not round.
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