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Andrew

Andrew is a 4ft tall gremlin that chases after anything with a hole. He is specifically attracted to 2/10 Asian girls who give him warm eye contact.
"Hey Andrew. How's it going?"
"Um bro um a girl gave me warm eye contact bro what does it mean bro holy moly bro I think I will ignore her and do nothing bro"
by UmDahm August 10, 2020
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Andrew

Someone who promises things but never does them. He is a crying bitch who is a huge simp and sucks off one person. He ditches his friends to play with random people in which he tells all his info to them. He calls himself bi and is suicidal but never admits it.
andrew has fucked my girlfriend
by Buggggz September 6, 2020
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Andrew

A guy who has the back of a head that feels like a peanut. Has Scoliosis when he does planks. But he’s a good boy.
Aye Andrew lemme grip that head
by Peanut legal May 26, 2021
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Andrew

Some kid thats cool to talk to
him: Hey

Me; Anus

Andrew Be like

Him:Pog
by MrCockAnBalls March 1, 2021
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Andrew

Andrew is a quirky guy with a great personality. He is very athletic, and is smart in school. He usually gives off the 'I don't give a shit vibes'. When he is interested in a girl, he acts silly and tries to be funny around you. He's the type of person that doesn't like to waste his time on people he doesn't like. If he doesn't like you, or doesn't enjoy talking to you, he'll act like an asshole and act very dry. But when an Andrew likes you, it's the complete opposite. He will put in the time and the effort to make you smile and he will make you fall in love. Never let an Andrew go. They are simply the best.
Person 1: "Is that Andrew?"
Person 2: "Yes, he's pretty cute!"
Person 1: "Yeah, I'm gonna go talk to him."
Person 2: "No, no. Don't waste your time. Andrew doesn't like to waste his time on people he doesn't like."
by andrewvismyfav:) January 31, 2020
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Andrew

If you have this name either you are a jerk or 5ft ‘2 grown man from drinking too much caffeine during his lifetime. Also a fun guy to play with during the sunlight and has a kind heart. But this guy can be slick with lies or just pretty chill...
Dude 1: Do we have a 6th grade kid as our dorm roommate?

Dude 2: Nah he’s Andrew, just a pretty chill yet small guy. I wonder if he’s able to reach the freezer though...
by GayDudeLord64209 April 23, 2020
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Andrew

A guy that got his girl stolen by a guy named nigga jeffery
Andrew a bitch
by Brando November 30, 2017
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