alternative lumberjack

A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack

Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her

Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉

by Angsty teen yeee hawww July 10, 2019

Alternate Gyat

only women have it, upper body spheres, 🍉

your alternate gyat is built like caseoh

by UserPerson38832830 March 19, 2024

Queen of Alternative

Queen of Alternative is Billie Eilish, she've broken many records lana del rey can only wish to make. Her debut album WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP WHERE DO WE GO ? is a pure alternative perfection, her sophomore album HAPPIER THAN EVER outsold and outstreamed lana's albums with ease and is also critically acclaimed. No other Alternative artists like Melanie, Lorde, and Lana herself had an impact like Billie Eilish and her achievements. She also brought Alternative to mainstream and therefore she's considered as the Queen Of Alternative.

Did you know that the queen of alternative aka Billie Eilish have a total amount of 7 grammys, 1 oscar, 1 golden globe and an Emmy Nominations unlike certain alternative artists.

by cosmicdinca May 10, 2022

alterNating cAps

At The Time AlTeRnAtInG CaPs Popped Up.

J Worked On B l o c k.

WRITE.

Find By Eye The Bottom-_Letter Letters_.

wrIte.

Change Latin -I- To wrJte.

Have You Detected The Whole-Train.

Jt was blOck.

Not.

Just AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.

by deEr. April 17, 2020

alternative

How emo people describe themselves without actually saying "emo"

Person: Wow the music you listen to is kind of emo lol

Emo Person: No it's not!! It's ALTERNATIVE!

by mettycandy December 11, 2017

Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December

I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Yeah of course bro.

by Delays April 15, 2024

Alternative Physics

Literal brain rot

I was in a mood to lower my IQ, so I listened to an alternative physics podcast.

by Bane3 July 14, 2024