towel face

indentions or markings on the face left by lying on a beach towel or having your face pressed against the donut ring at the head of a massage table.

I feel great after that massage. I wonder when the towel face will wear off. OR That guy down the beach was gorgeous but did you see his towel face?

by debradebbiedebs March 13, 2010

gaping towel

Accidentally flashing your junk

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!

by Ktin665 May 11, 2011

Weed Towel

A towel used primarily to cover the bottom crack underneath a door in order to block the smell of marijuana from escaping the room. These are often found in college dormitories as students try to hide their illegal habit from their RA (or GRT), or respective authorities.

Felipe: Yo where is the weed towel. I'm trynna smoke.

by mensismans January 22, 2017

jam towel

An Urban title for a tampon

Judy, you got a jam towel; it's my time of the month?

by I-Have-No-Name! January 18, 2009

Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018

dry towel

when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel

"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"

by communitities May 27, 2018

Towel Week

A crass synonym for the duration of time a woman spends on her period. Typically referred to when during this time, a designated towel is placed on the bed in the attempt of keeping the sheets from getting stained.

Guy #1- Dude, is that the Japanese flag on your bed?

Guy#2- Nah man, it's just towel week.

by Ron Speed December 25, 2012