Lana

lana is the biggest bitch that exists in her eyes we are all unclean crumbs that do not deserve to live she rules the penises of men and no one is equal to her.Alcoholic is her second name and she is a medical mystery how her body still functions. She is thought to one day cure AIDS. She is obsessed with kinky things and most of all she loves scratching and strong sex by sticking her head in a pillow. The most dangerous are Lanas who are Sagittarius in the horoscope they will literally devour you.her opinion is supreme and undeniable. in nature are often seen with a large gang of ladies who do not have their selves in front of her. Lana is dangerous and you need to be as far away from her as possible because she is biting. At the end of the day everyone loves Lana and wants to be like her because in one word she is perfect and is the biggest bitch in the universe

Lana will come for you if you disagree

by Hwhwhdhd November 22, 2021

Lana

Lana has a huge dick.

Person A: Wow Lana's dick is so big!!
Person B: I wish mine was so huge :(

by notlanajuric12345 November 21, 2021

Lana

Lana=Crush

Man do you know who my lana is.

by Eric Plesckach November 29, 2021

lana

to leave school early or not come in at all.

"I don't feel too well, I'm just gonna lana"

"they don't wanna go to graphics so they're pulling a lana"

by ananoworlddomination April 13, 2023

Lana

Lana named backwards is anal

Lana is likes anal

by Wikepedia.com May 10, 2022

Lana del Rey

Celine wife💋💋

“Who’s lana del rey?” Oh ya shes Celine’s wife

by Lorenzo zurzolo s gf March 5, 2022

Lana del rey

My saviour, my god. Basically the best person on eart. She is talented, hard working, nice, gorgeous, generous, loving, caring and beautiful person.

My mom is lana del rey so fuck off if you don't like her cause remember you're ugly.

by Telljesusthebitchisback November 24, 2021