Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

Calvin

The most amazing person that you will ever meet.

"I really love Calvin"
"Heyyy Calvin"

by uGlYaSsBoI6969 February 4, 2019

Calvin

BIGGEST PUSSY IN THE UNIVERSE, literally is rat, if you have a friend named Calvin, I pray you kill them, jk don’t do that

Damn, that guy is such a Calvin

by pussyslayer9479 December 14, 2019

Calvin

A Calvin Is A Young Black Man With A BBC and the best E SEX EVER. He also likes the word Bandit.

Calvin has the best e-sex. Calvin pulls all the e-bitches.

by urbancalvin June 27, 2022

Calvin

A fatass with a tiny dick, is a jackass to everyone...especially his best friend ..has the biggest ego out of everyone

Calvin is a fatass

by Yettusthwfeetus September 21, 2019

Calvin

Nerd

"calvin is a nerdneck."

by NerdNeck_2001 September 24, 2020

Calvin pippin

A lightskin fine nigga that got hoes and im one of his hoes that he pimp

Oh look at calvin pippin he so fine look at his waves.

by DdgvIlovecalvinfftg June 10, 2019