Brandonism

A form of religion, but instead of praying to Jesus Christ, you pray to Brandon Urie from panic! at the disco. Because he is god.

X: What religion are you into?
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested

by Mr. Walrus with glasses January 27, 2019

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Brandon

Weird jap that has wet dreams about women in his classroom.

Dude, did you see Brandon’s bedsheets after he was done beating off to Claudeen?

by Big meat with small feet February 3, 2019

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Brandon

A person who eats ayam goreng crispy everyday and is the most fat ass people you will ever know. He is also very idiotic and annoying since he eats KFC all day.

He is such a Brandon.

by CursedAlone September 8, 2018

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Brandon, also known as honey, is the most handsome and caring man to have walked this earth, there is no one else that comes close to him in terms of attractiveness. Being 6ft he gives amazing hugs, often accompanied by his kisses. It’s believed by many that he is the hottest person to exist, furthermore, he is so caring and affectionate that his touch is thought to be the most precious and valuable thing (besides Brandon himself). It’s a blessing to be in his presence, you won’t know just how perfect a person could possibly be, until you meet the BP.

‘Wow I love Brandon :), he’s the best thing to ever happen to me.’

by Ilovestrawberries69 August 22, 2022

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