Brendan

With some exceptions; prolly gonna be an ass who doesn't know when to walk away and is usually a puckered little butthole and a teacher's pet

Guy 1: Dafuq is that mother fucker over there
Guy 2: That's Brendan, he's a fucking crybaby
Guy 1: oh

by C. Greene June 21, 2020

Brendan

Man who sucks more penis than a vacuum in a 13 year old's house.

That person is a total Brendan

by pkmn101 September 7, 2018

Brendan

Over-Privileged ginger that simps for his gf

this kids a brendan

by Dxrkn May 20, 2021

The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022

Brendan

If your names Brandan with an a, ur just ew.

Kid on bus: hey kid, pass me that, what’s ur name by the way?
Brendan: I’m Brendan, with an a.
Kid on bus: *beats the shit outta Brendan with an a*

by Yaboibrennddaaannnsullyinavan November 23, 2019

A Brendan

A large Bigfoot looking man

Wow that guy looks like a Brendan

by Cute Kittin April 20, 2022

Brendan

Renees future husband whom she shall hav 10 kids with.

Is tht renees brendan?

by Abcdefg12345abcdefg April 18, 2018