Owens Twins

Sex God Brothers who go down on as many chicks as they do each other.

Did you hear the Owens Twins in the next room other last night? They roared like dinosaurs.

by MilanoBoi November 20, 2019

Tonsil twins

When two people kiss the same person, they become Tonsil Twins

Hey, Hayden, did you kiss Zoe?

Yes I did, Heath!
Nice, we’re tonsil twins!!

by Gayratt January 19, 2021

Twinkle Twins

Someone who shines extra sparkly. Particularly on the day of their birth with another human who also sparkles brightly on the same day.

Not to be confused with: "sparkle adjacents", "shiny duplicates" or "firework friends".

"That Carly Rae Jepsen is twinkle twins with that dashing human resources manager I know." "You mean they share the same birthday Ted?" "Yes Bob." "Just say that next time...instead of sounding like a f#%$n idiot." "Dually noted Ted - dually noted."

To Twinkle Twin: Ignore Ted and proceed rejoicing in the Sparkle of shared birthdays.

by BIG daddy's lil mama. November 13, 2018

Fat Twin

A person that is so similar to you that they are like your twin especially in eating habits and personality

We were so similar we were like Fat twins

by 420buttstuff March 18, 2017

twin-hopping

the process of videochatting with one twin, and then the other, consecutively

twin-hopper: "hey! I was just talking to billy!"

bob: "god damnit! so not cool! stop twin-hopping!"

by Dan O'Brien L. March 27, 2009

Digital twin

Masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating to a video of yourself.

I was on omegle and a videonof me came on. I knocked one out anyway. It was a perfect digital twin.

by Randomroy April 15, 2021

hemifraternal twins

Children conceived by superfetation with multiple fathers.

"Wait, you and your twin have different dads?"

"Yeah, we're hemifraternal twins..."

"But you're white and he's black..."

"So, my dad knocked up my mom and then 3 weeks later she banged my bro's dad...she got pregnant twice!"

by ManTown April 14, 2012