nolan

hands down loves tennis, and vineyard vines

guy 1: bro nolan won his tennis match again

guy 2: psh easy, but did u see his caption
guy 3: yea it was banger, gave all of his credit to the whales

by ilikecantolope May 30, 2019

Nolan-Cocked

When a supervisor calls you into their office and you think you are in trouble. You take the time to think about all the little things that they may be upset about. Once you get into the office you just have to sign your report.

Boss: Come into my office right away!
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.

by Iceyhott January 14, 2019

Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Nolan

verb. to engage futilely and ceaselessly in crying, and pouting for the attention of others

Steve: Tim is really nolan-ing today.
Me: ain't nobody got time for that

by yelloh January 7, 2023

Nolan

Nolan is a cool person, lacking in looks but excelling In personality and fashion, he funny but also serious and if you get to close he might just choke you

He such a Nolan

by Skim man April 28, 2019

Nolan Donahue

a kid who kisses ass, likes to have china penis rubbed on his face. very gay

Look at that Nolan Donahue getting gang banged by 6 dudes.

by cheeseeateryummy September 24, 2019

Nolan Dungan

Nolan Dungan is an absolute unit of a human excelling in all physical and Mental tasks known to man. Known to suffer from a vertical deficiency, but makes up for that with his incredible looks.

Wow, I wish I could be as cool as Nolan Dungan

by Mr Polando March 8, 2024