mom: what fruits do you want
me: kiwis, please
my mom: why and arent you allergic
me: because SHE WORKED HER WAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT SUCH A PRETTY FACE ON A PRETTY NECK....
me: kiwis, please
my mom: why and arent you allergic
me: because SHE WORKED HER WAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT SUCH A PRETTY FACE ON A PRETTY NECK....
by S*M*N.COWBELL.HATE.PAGE May 04, 2021
by Kiwigenocide September 02, 2019
by Orange Sleeves August 26, 2019
SOME TRASH ASS EMPLOYS WHO BEAT FECKIN CHILDREN. NOT OKAY. MY SON IS NOT A PART OF THIS HORRIBLE WEED SMOKING TRASH ASS MILEU. WTF. I HATE KIWI.
by KIWIMOTHAFUCKA March 04, 2019
A smelly foot normally a boys foot. Smells sweet but disguisting at the same time. Sour or spicy. Salty or chessy. Doesn't matter what flavour, it can be a kiwi.
by dustybowls March 05, 2022