Brendan

Really gay. A bench dodgeball player. Sucks at everything he does. Usually likes a twin and then breaks up with them and hooks up with there sister.

Oh there’s Brendan he must’ve broke up with lily and went to Alison.

by Retartedbrendanretarted December 21, 2019

Brendan

Usually not loyal cheats on a girl named Abby Miller has a fat sister and two. Sister and one send tity nudes and they fucking mean

“Brendan is not loyal.”

by Mill3r.022 March 24, 2019

Pulling a Brendan

A scheme in which someone develops an alternative plan to be executed immediately following the consummation of the original plan.

"My review didn't go as I had hoped. I didn't want to, but it looks like I am pulling a Brendan. Time to go tell my boss that I am accepting another job"!

by KTM300XCWRACER February 8, 2014

Brendan

Your future ex husband

Is that Brendan? What ever happened between you two?

by The enlightened one October 21, 2018

Brendan Li

Sexiest guy alive

Oh shut the actual it is brendan Li

He is such a sigma baller

by wifebeaterz124 March 13, 2024

Brendan

A sonic fan who been sending dick pics so long that he started in 5th grade and is tall I guess...

Girl 1: Omg Brendan is so cute!
Girl 2: Bitch you need a good guy and you shouldn’t date my ex
Girl 1: PSH I didn’t want to date him!! I just think he is cute cause his tall!
Girl 2: Sure...

by Brendan’s_Ex July 2, 2018

Brendan

a fucking narc

“Fuck Brendan he’s a terrible person”

by Tagzyy May 24, 2023