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Tiger in a Boat

Tiger in a Boat
Noun
1. a substitute for "The Life of Pi" book or movie.

2. "Bullshit," a lie, or an exaggeration

Adjective
1. an embellishment of a story

Verb
2. to dismiss, to disregard

Acronym: TiaB

Note: I have not seen, nor read, Life a Pi.
Noun
1. "Do you wanna go see Tiger in a Boat? It's good, I swear. It won all of the gold globes."

2. "What a bunch of Tiger in a Boat!" "What a crock pot of Tiger in a Boat!"

Adjective
1."There is no god if you continue telling me this boring story. Give me the Tiger in a Boat version."

Verb
1. "You can't Tiger in a Boat me like that. We're besties, and it's the honest truth."
by chudthechud January 23, 2013
mugGet the Tiger in a Boatmug.

boat licc

well, im getting ready to hit this BOAT LICC, i have a heist, i have to rap this shit tonight
by awmoung us April 28, 2021
mugGet the boat liccmug.

Boat roach

A female(s) who hang out with dudes that have a boat. The girls you see during the summer, spring break and weekends at the island!
Damn bro, look at all those boat roaches.

I bet one of them will let us smash!
by Dirtysouthernswagg April 28, 2019
mugGet the Boat roachmug.

No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
mugGet the No boats on the watermug.

Tiny Boat

When your phone vibrates on a hard surface, and sounds like a tiny boats horn over skype or a similar service.
*Phone Vibrates*

Person 1 : "What the fuck was that?"
Person 2 : "Tiny Boat."
by Tiny Boat January 10, 2015
mugGet the Tiny Boatmug.

Scrote in a Boat

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation
"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"
by Lone_Porkchop September 5, 2012
mugGet the Scrote in a Boatmug.

Boat Digger

An attractive female, typically in her 20's or 30's, who uses her looks to get involved with a guy who owns a boat.
Looks like Cheryl from accounting was out on the lake again, did you see those skanky pics she posted on Facebook? Yeah, she's such a boat digger.
by kk626kk September 21, 2016
mugGet the Boat Diggermug.

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