cardiac win

When the Seattle Seahawks play like crap for most of the game, but somehow manage to squeak out a win, often due to a miracle play from offense or defense, or just plain dumb luck. It causes their fans to think they’re going to suffer a heart attack.

Dude, you look stressed! What’s wrong?!
Oh, I just watched my Seahawks pull out another cardiac win. I figure it took a few months off my life.

by Hawks.Fan.12 January 3, 2021

Biden Win

A term used when our GREAT 46TH PRESIDENT Joe Biden believes he has made something right.

Sometimes called "Biden's Big Win"

Joe Biden made it to the bathroom in time!

That’s a Biden Win!

by Joe Biden's Big Win September 19, 2022

hsa win

a twimoo

"yo yk who's hsa win?"
kim: "fs he a twimoo"

by shutchoooooooooo November 7, 2022

legions.win

A csgo cheat made by the most retarded nigga on the earth, I'm joking. but he is lazy as fuck. UPDATE YOUR GOD DAMN HACK ONESHOT. add a skin changer and I will buy a sub. (maybe)

User1: What cheat are you using?
User2: Legions.win
User1: Oh, username?
User2: Edwin777
User1: L bozo nigger.

by CSGOHVHLEGENDPROVBUX May 9, 2023

Win the Finals

When one excels in the taking of his/her final test. This phenomenon usually occurs in high school or college.

Dude I totally won the finals i had last week.

Man, I really hope I win the finals this year.

by stupendousmanishere February 1, 2013

Win

Noun: achievement Antonym: loss
Verb: to achieve a certain goal Antonym: lose
past tense: won (Not to be confused with the South Korean currency won)
Informal contraction of computer software Windows

We need to win this game or die trying!
It was a win for both of us, because we both got what we wanted.

by what-turndown4 February 10, 2015

Win-fapping

The act of masturbating after winning an argument. Usually done vigorously and loudly to make the others know what you're doing.

I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY WIN-FAPPING, LOGAN!

by dankushmaymay June 3, 2015