White Widow

Pronounced. /wait-wɪd.əʊ/

Noun meaning: a bleached anus

'Finding a white widow is a rare but very, very, very special occasion my friend!'

by TONY of SXW2 May 24, 2024

white widow

a white widow saps you dry of your resources and funds and things and claims to fame she is the hoe to beat in your life. she also claims to fame she loves you beyond measure. this hoe is usually guised as your guardian angel. after she strings you along and saps you dry of all you had, she loves her white widow male the best. you don't have the best of her love. just her worst for kicks with money.

this white widow hoe swears she's the one. she just wants to scam me. thinks I'm a sucker for her antics.

by aromabinger November 28, 2024

White Widow

A marvel superhero

"Have you read the new issue of Winter Guard? White Widow was awesome in it!"

by No1ander October 01, 2021

patrol widow

A navy wife who sleeps around while her husband is out to sea.

I'm going to the bar on the base tonight to try and pick up a patrol widow.

by fifth of forth July 07, 2011

sick widow

when a lady has a faget son who likes to get it up the ass

yusuf smacked a sick widow this morning

by jasssson July 29, 2006

A Bunch of Widows

Boring, Uninteresting. Comes from the speculation that the Mars Volta's fifth album would be "a bunch of widows", "The Widow" being one of their hit singles.

I thought the party would be a blast, but no one brought booze so it was just a bunch of widows.

by random name 98364 July 04, 2009

Young Widower

A teen or young boy/girl who has broken up with his girlfriend/boyfriend and has not yet decided to consent to a relationship after a year or two

Did you hear about Martha? I heard she's a young widower now after giving up on love

by Meskimo, The Fallen Angel April 26, 2020