Weebing One Out

The phrase one would use when they are jacking off to hentai

"Dude, what kind of porn are you watching - I don't understand a word they're saying?!"
"Oh man, I'm just weebing one out"
"I see, you're watching some hentai - you're such an otaku

by SkullCandyy May 24, 2016

Welding the bumper

When a guy has sexual urges and decides it's time to relieve the stress. Also known as masturbating

Hey do you know where Cass went?
He's probably Welding the Bumper

by Brandt1dudes January 26, 2017

3 tier wedding cake

The visual result of what looks like 3 rolls when a a fuller figured mature woman wears a 1 piece swimsuit, i.e. a 3 tier wedding cake! Top roll: boobs, 2nd roll: waist, 3rd roll: belly.

I tried on a few swimsuits at Sears the other day, but I wound up looking like a 3 tier wedding cake!

by beejereeno August 13, 2007

weeping brownie

an asshole that's been stretched due to excessive sexual activity and as a result leaks or 'weeps' a bit

Maria suffered from a weeping brownie after a few particularly rough rounds of Hide the Rolling Pin.

by Maria, Rachel, Jesse, Mike, Hannah, and Amos January 5, 2008

weeping willy

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.

Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010

Weeping Legs

The high that comes from smoking 420 Cubed.

"MY LEGS, HOW THEY WEEP."
"Don't worry man, you just have the weeping legs."

by The Weeper July 26, 2011

Werdington

Meaning "What's up" and or "What are you up too"

Derived from the word "Werd"

{a slang term whose origin is based on having friends that speak non-sense in the best of times}

To start a sentence.

You: Werdington

Me: Not to much, you?

Replace Hello with "Werdington"

by Kordova October 19, 2011