A type of plant that grows on the yards of people. People also pull weed out of their yards so they can smoke it.
by Anonymous March 15, 2003
Drug that may seem great at first but it is proven that if young people smoke it , it will alter your brains and they will never return the way they were , and it has been proven it causes skitzophrenia and many other mental illnesses , dont listen to the people advising it on this site as it will destroy your brain and your life
by FCUKIN CHAVS October 12, 2005
The buds of the hemp plant, crushed and rolled into paper. Only smoked by high-school burnouts and retards to make them look cooler.
by TheAmazingNacho June 09, 2009
Crappy crap. Don't waste your time smoking and blunt go out and do something with your life, low lifes.
Jake: Wanna smoke some weed?
Tom: Hell no, that stuffs for sad people who having nothing to live for. Fuck off.
Tom: Hell no, that stuffs for sad people who having nothing to live for. Fuck off.
by BLAHBLAHBLAH NO WEED August 11, 2010
leaves that gets you high, and give you super natural powers!makes you want to fuck (if you get the good kind)
me:puff puff pass asshole!
nikki:wait i aint got the munchies yet!
me:lets go skinnydipping and drowned eachother!
nikki:ok but before that i have to shit and eat some cookies!
me:bring the dutch bitch
nikki:of course we have to smoke that pound before we try and kill each other
me:roll it up hoe
nikki:i did while i was talkin to your dad
nikki:(puff...puff...puff)here skank
me:i have a better idea lets go to the mall and steal some shit and sell some weed for $10 a nic and buy some more MJ
nikki:lets go
nikki:wait i aint got the munchies yet!
me:lets go skinnydipping and drowned eachother!
nikki:ok but before that i have to shit and eat some cookies!
me:bring the dutch bitch
nikki:of course we have to smoke that pound before we try and kill each other
me:roll it up hoe
nikki:i did while i was talkin to your dad
nikki:(puff...puff...puff)here skank
me:i have a better idea lets go to the mall and steal some shit and sell some weed for $10 a nic and buy some more MJ
nikki:lets go
by chelsey March 18, 2005
A mild hallucinogen that gives a since of good well being, strange thinking and makes shitty food taste great..but unfortunatly it takes you down a road that leads to either lame rich kids, the gutter, or the pen..and weed isnt strong enough to make you feel good about the fact you are shitting out pancakes because Tyrone keeps pounding your asshole
by TribalSkull078 November 02, 2007
A Stupid drug that people smoke to:
1. Have fun because they are such pathetic morons and can not have fun without something influencing them.
2. Look cool. they do this because they actually are boring and unliked.
3. Forget about things bothering them. of Course, All the things come back afterwards but they decide to destroy thier bodies and brains while they wait.
1. Have fun because they are such pathetic morons and can not have fun without something influencing them.
2. Look cool. they do this because they actually are boring and unliked.
3. Forget about things bothering them. of Course, All the things come back afterwards but they decide to destroy thier bodies and brains while they wait.
by Ac August 18, 2004