Cobra Weave

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.

Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?

by Klendi October 23, 2020

Matted Weave

what happens when maliaya doesn’t wash her hair for weeks on end

“what is going on with that matted weave, you can’t see the scalp”

by suckmyhuge February 24, 2025

beave-weave

a pubic hair style characterized by long woven braids

Nashiqua spent all her rent money on a beave-weave and a pack of Newports so now she has been relegated to hoeing in order to avoid being evicted by her landlord.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly made up story with a poorly done hair weave.

That ugly said she slept with Montel when he was in town, but that's just a bad weave.

by Grimy dog October 2, 2020

weaving

Weaving means "wearing". It's meant as a term to define associate style and passion closely with going out. Weaving delineates the mode or method which you are entering a party, gathering or even a meeting where you strive to make a statement.

"What are you weaving for the concert tonight?"
"What was Hero weaving at the meeting today with all the lawyers?"
"What tangled web are we weaving tonight?"

by newbrand October 14, 2022

bacon weave

1. strips of bacon weaved together to form a solid structural lattice, maximizing surface area.
2. some greasy haired bitch

God, look at Karen over there. A real bacon weave.

by Karen’s Bacon Weave January 28, 2018

Weaving

Transdisciplinary weaving encompasses vast domains within a singular methodology. Image making, architecture, technology, language, narrative, sculpture, garment, movement, and time are all integrated at the loom. I imagine this as a radical specificity in which focus offers an expansive vision.

We are weaving ideas based on everyone's different perspectives on the readings because most of us come from diverse backgrounds.

by moref589 September 29, 2022