Damn her fart weave looking fresh
by Stellmar July 06, 2017
A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.
Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?
by Klendi October 23, 2020
A term used in placement of an offensive name when referring to someone who is “pulling at your hair” or therefore, getting on your nerves. Most commonly used by people of African origin.
1. Stop being an African weave snatcher, you annoying twit.
2. You’re such an African weave snatcher, you know. You get under my skin.
2. You’re such an African weave snatcher, you know. You get under my skin.
by suresandy December 28, 2017
Following a one night stand where the lady ends up with cum in her hair, this is the process of gathering the crusty chunks of her hair into a loose plait or pony tail before the walk of shame
This guy blew so much spunk into my hair last night that I had to do some serious willow weaving befor3 getting out of there
by Alan Morissette January 01, 2018
Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.
"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"
"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"
by Erica Cantona October 05, 2013
To not have had a weave in your hair before. Most common in black beauty. Used in an episode of the Snapchat show FACE FORWARD when a client never had a weave before. Also a drag queen lineeeeee
Note: not the same as never before having a wig.
Note: not the same as never before having a wig.
Person 1: What’s it like to have a weave?
Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?
Person 1: Nah gal
Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!
Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?
Person 1: Nah gal
Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!
by LimeCrush04 November 12, 2018
If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024