Valentine's Day

Another excuse for your wife/girlfriend/fiancee to get mad at you for not buying them something

Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Bloody Valentine

A sexual situation in which a girl is giving a guy head while he's rubbing her Vaginal area with his foot, which gets her extremely excited. therefore, the girl to bites down HARD on the guys dick, causing him to bleeed. Sucks.

Bro i was gettin it from Cindy last nght... but all of a sudden i got a bloody valentine!

by VickiDefiner February 15, 2009

Valentine's Day

Lara Croft's birthday! :)

Lara Croft was born on Valentine's Day.

by Bionicle718 February 19, 2008

valentine's day

candy day

Valentine's Day is a great time to get some delicious candy.

by Gopi D. January 31, 2004

valentine's day

A day of rememberance of the Minbari prophet Valen.

Valen formed the Grey Council and fought The Shadows. He is called Minbari not born of Minbari.

by John February 8, 2004

valentine's day

1.A day when guys get skrooed for getting their girlfriend or whatever sumthin expensive when they probly wont even get laid and the girl will forget about the gift in about a week

girl:thanks for the giant bear
guy:OH YEA!lets go watch a movie
girl: dont even think about it!
guy:oh =(

by Juantaunsoup February 16, 2004

valentine's day

A fucking day where people celebrate that they have girlfriends an boyfriends even though they can do that any other day. It's a good chance to waste a lot of fucking time and sperm that you could be wasting any other day.
Also, a day to have endlesss sex. A happy day for all boys! :-p

"Hey, it's valeentine's day!"
"So, then, should we go for twelve hours instead of ten?"
"OH YEAH!"
"Hey, bob...You used condoms, right?"
"Uhhhh...WHat are those?"
"Oh shit. I'm pregnant. FUCK YOU SPERM SUPER INSERTER!"
"I had sex with you too?"
Etc.

by MOo February 15, 2004