poop vacuum

The act of recording yourself taking a poop, and then reversing the video so the poop goes back into your butthole like a vacuum.

Yo bro, that poop vacuum video you send me was fucking disgusting but savage as fuck!

by Poop Vacuum November 5, 2017

vacuum packed

Someone who shoves so much up their ass, that the anus' vacuum system draws the object into your stomach.

VACUUM PACKED

Damn nigga, that white boy got him all vacuum packed

by XXXDoctorAdvice November 18, 2017

Vacuum

On a very cold weather, a man's ballsack sucks into a size of a small plum. If sucked in too much it begins to hurt and the male is unable to walk.

Dave: Oi Bob, it's fucking cold out here.

Bob: Fuck me, help me out will ya just got vacuumed.

by Meowpop February 12, 2017

same in a vacuum

When two things that are barely different are being compared

Operating from the left block, and operating from the right block are the same in a vacuum

by Doug Johnson February 22, 2017

skin vacuum

A slang word for blow job

Did you give Johnny a skin vacuum in the parking lot before school?

by Emeralda rain May 4, 2018

Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs

Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.

by Wannabe firefighter November 23, 2021

Resource Vacuum

A person employed by an association who doesn't work and expends resources.

SN Arnie is a resource vacuume; he still isn't qualified.

by ♤♡◇♧621 March 17, 2023