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Twisting guinea

A crazy person who forces themselves into unnatural or very annoying movement motions or comments that disrupts any activity or peace within a home or place of work. Such as, pounding or swearing or stomping.
“Seth stop pounding you twisting guinea”

“Dude, stop being a twisting guinea”
by PandaChicken March 16, 2018
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Bliss with a Twist

Individual balance between the bliss (eg. wellness, eating healthy, meditation & mindfullness, walks in the nature) and the twist (eg. partying, eating junk food, extreme sports, alcohol & drugs) things in life. Can go from 99% bliss and 1% twist to 1% bliss and 99% twist. It's your call.
Started my day with an avocado smoothie and a morning yoga session but ended up having six tequilas in the evening. What can you say - that's some Bliss with a Twist stuff right there.

Family & friends, work, sport, healthy food - good sleep and repeat. My days are pretty Bliss but sometimes I need to have some Twist in my life. Got to retain that Bliss with a Twist balance.
by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021
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uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head
by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019
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twisty twist

WHEN THAT GIRL GIVES YOU THAT GOOD SUCCCCC!!!!!!!!
DAMN MR. JONHSON.... DID SHE GIVE YOU THAT TWISTY TWIST AT DA CLUB
by mark of the J November 14, 2017
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slap and twist

When the girl is about to orgasm from sex you slap her in the face and then twist her nipples.
(usually used as a sexual enhancement.)
Just before Jill climaxed under Jack, Jack enhanced her orgasm with the ol' slap and twist!
by R2-DQ February 9, 2010
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Twisted Jen

When someone, usually a woman, inserts their finger into a mans penis and proceeds to twist it back and forth
David: "I've been pissing sideways for days."
Mitch: "Why?"
David: "Got a wicked Twisted Jen a few days back, still haven't recovered."
by FuckYouBrando November 19, 2017
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Pecker Twist

The act of grabbing the penis by the head and twisting it till it looks like a deformed piece of Cock Meat/Twizzler looking object. This is done whilst laughing and dancing around a cake and bobbing or headbanging to heavy metal music preferably Marilyn Manson.
Last night I did the Pecker Twist, it was awsome I got to touch myself and eat cake all while getting a workout!!!
by Projekt-Extinktion June 25, 2010
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