you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're talking to a girl you want to ask out... hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.
Guy: "Hey, how's it goin?"
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-
by AmandaLICIOUS37 June 16, 2008
Alcohol in a jar or bottle, often brought in bulk to a celebration.
Also known as fun, hooch, hippie juice, and baltic tea.
Also known as fun, hooch, hippie juice, and baltic tea.
by Spammich34 May 04, 2017
To engage in sexual intercourse with a young woman, her mother, and her grandmother and if possible her great grandmother. If you do them in order of youngest to oldest it is called the time traveler's wife, if you do them from oldest to youngest it is called "The curious case of Been jamin' an' Fuckin'".
"Dude I was at this wedding last night, and totally hooked up the time traveler's wife, banged them all then took off in a delorean!"
by Big Poppa Pumpypumppumppumppum July 04, 2009
A Windows Live agent that is obviously the spawn of SmarterChild. It tries to help you with your travel plans, but does virtually nothing that you couldn't do yourself with one google search.
If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.
If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:28 AM)
ASL
Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?
Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!
ASL
Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?
Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!
by BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW July 02, 2008
Wife: Honey, the girls and I will be discussing The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in the living room.
Husband: Ok, I will be downstairs.
Husband: Ok, I will be downstairs.
by Nick TQ August 19, 2005
A Singaporean guy who cannot stop talking about how much he hates Singapore even though he hasn't lived anywhere else. Likes complaining about stereotypical things like the lack fo muhh freedoms. Also cannot stop talking about his "life changing" back packing trips to the west.
Pei Wei is so chan brothers travels he hasn't been able to shut up about getting high on the golden gate brige since he got back. Fucking annoying sia!
by funkytits March 01, 2021
When you are so high that you feel like you are travelling space. This type of high is also the best because you feel like you have gone to a new world.
by Dimitri Gondito November 02, 2012