If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
Get the weave nation-certifiedmug. It’s a VERY harmful weapon first used by females. It can hurt the scalp and even worse pull yo tracks out. ⚠️WARNING⚠️ DON’T PUT WEAVE IN WHEN YOU GOT BEEF.
by Taytortot September 7, 2020
Get the Pull yo weavemug. An aerial maneuver developed by John S Thach soon after America's involvement in WW2. It involves two fighters, originally F4 hellcats, flying side by side, and when an enemy, originally an A6M Zero, attacked one of them, The fighter that got attacked and their wingman would fly in a rolling scissors, allowing The plane that was not targeted to shoot down the enemy.
by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023
Get the Thach weavemug. those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.
by PfattyP October 4, 2025
Get the sea weavemug. by Cock waver July 24, 2023
Get the weaving like pissmug. Person 1: Yo did you see how Jaxy dodged all them punches yesterday
Person 2: Yeah, his opponent threw like 14 punches and missed every one of them
Person 1: His weave game is immaculate
Person 2: Yeah, his opponent threw like 14 punches and missed every one of them
Person 1: His weave game is immaculate
by DaNeekers January 7, 2022
Get the Weavemug. Definition of "The Weave":
The Weave is a conversational style where a speaker, often a figure like Donald Trump, connects various ideas and anecdotes—some seemingly unrelated—into a larger, cohesive message. Rather than delivering a direct argument, The Weave allows the speaker to engage the audience through tangents and relatable stories, ultimately circling back to reinforce the main point. This style resonates with people who appreciate deeper nuances and shared sentiments over strict factual precision, recognizing that truth can exist even if each detail isn't meticulously exact. - ChatGPT (Luke Groundwalker)
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The Weave is a conversational style where a speaker, often a figure like Donald Trump, connects various ideas and anecdotes—some seemingly unrelated—into a larger, cohesive message. Rather than delivering a direct argument, The Weave allows the speaker to engage the audience through tangents and relatable stories, ultimately circling back to reinforce the main point. This style resonates with people who appreciate deeper nuances and shared sentiments over strict factual precision, recognizing that truth can exist even if each detail isn't meticulously exact. - ChatGPT (Luke Groundwalker)
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Example of "The Weave" in a sentence:
"Trump’s speeches use The Weave, moving from personal stories to big-picture ideas, connecting with supporters by focusing on shared struggles and values over strict facts."
Direct Quotes from Donald Trump Demonstrating "The Weave":
Theo Von Podcast Transcript: Trump reminisces about his personal connections and tells stories about his sons, the economy, and fighters like Dana White. In a reflection on his son’s accomplishments and his family's bond, Trump weaves personal stories back into discussions on American resilience, saying:
“My kids, they’re good guys... You talk about a great guy, how about Dana White? Good job he does, right?... UFC became my favorite sport during the pandemic because Dana was brave enough to stay open.”
Patrick Bet-David Podcast Transcript: Trump discusses the broken healthcare system and his family’s values, bringing his family story into larger societal issues:
"My brother was incredible... He’d always tell me, 'Don’t drink, don’t drink,'... And that’s why I never touched alcohol... We’ve got to look at how to help families. So many Americans are dealing with addiction, and it’s ripping apart communities.”
"Trump’s speeches use The Weave, moving from personal stories to big-picture ideas, connecting with supporters by focusing on shared struggles and values over strict facts."
Direct Quotes from Donald Trump Demonstrating "The Weave":
Theo Von Podcast Transcript: Trump reminisces about his personal connections and tells stories about his sons, the economy, and fighters like Dana White. In a reflection on his son’s accomplishments and his family's bond, Trump weaves personal stories back into discussions on American resilience, saying:
“My kids, they’re good guys... You talk about a great guy, how about Dana White? Good job he does, right?... UFC became my favorite sport during the pandemic because Dana was brave enough to stay open.”
Patrick Bet-David Podcast Transcript: Trump discusses the broken healthcare system and his family’s values, bringing his family story into larger societal issues:
"My brother was incredible... He’d always tell me, 'Don’t drink, don’t drink,'... And that’s why I never touched alcohol... We’ve got to look at how to help families. So many Americans are dealing with addiction, and it’s ripping apart communities.”
by Luke Groundwalker November 11, 2024
Get the The Weavemug.