smurf word

a word that can be used to replace any word in a sentence or a universal adjetive, like the word smurf in the tv show "the smurfs". such as "dank".

guy 1:dood i totaly went to this -smurf word-in party last -smurf word-
guy 2: shut the -smurf word- up

by cruizinace December 28, 2005

Smurf Dope

"Smurf Dope" reffers to methamphetamine that has a shade of blue. The cause of the crystalline substance (in this case methamphetamine) having that of a blue shade to it is the biproduct of methylamine being used as an alternative & higher quality ingredient.

"Smurf Dope" is blue crystalline methamphetamine

by Tokeaboutit August 26, 2013

blow a smurf

crushing and snorting roxycontin

Phillis and I went into the locker room to blow a smurf.

by fuckin Pat September 27, 2012

Smurf Juice

A mix of Chempak Nitrogen and Calcium feeds for plants, from seedling stage to fully grown.

Smurf Juice has boosted my chillies already!

by Papa Taf March 10, 2019

smurfing a turd

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point

Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

-or-

Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."

by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010

evil smurf

Online gaming ccommunity, Established by ES GaD. Members range from all areas of the United States of America, to Australia, Poland, Germany, Japan, and China.

Specialize in Retrun to Castle Wolfenstien: Enemy Territoy(3 servers), Enemy Territory: Quake Wars(2 servers), Counter Strike: Source(5 servers), and Team Fortress 2(3 servers).

www.evilsmurfs.com

Guy 1: "ZOMG have you seen the evil smurfs servers?"
Guy 2: "Yea they are amazing!!What was the ip again?"
guy 3: " For et it is et.evilsmurfs.com and css it is css.evilsmurfs.com or ggdm.evilsmurfs.com for their gun game server!"

by Aaron Chapin November 20, 2007

smurf curtain

The female version of blue balls.

Kevin is out of town for the week, I have serious smurf curtains.

by Hcappngown January 11, 2017