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Trojan Buffalo

The act of ripping a dollar bill instead of opening a condom, while hovering over the night stand before sex. Intended to fool a female into thinking you'll be wearing protection during intercourse.
"She's usually pretty responsible, but she fell for the Trojan Buffalo, and now she's 6 months pregnant."
by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011
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Buffalo Nickles

A Buffalo Nickel is a piece of dookie stuck to the back of a toilet. Usually caused by explosive diarrhea. Derived from the small pieces of feces that stick to to the hair on a buffalos ass. Not to be confused with skid marks from a flush. The Nickel part of the word is used to describe the usual size of the spayed fecal matter.
Aww man I flushed 3 times and the Buffalo Nickels are still there.

Dude I can't find a clean shitter they have Buffalo Nickles all over them.
by Cheese1983 September 7, 2012
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Buffalo Gummer

Extremely satisfying oral sex performed by a partner who has either knocked out their own teeth with a hammer or had their teeth knocked out with a hammer, causing their gums to be smooth and responsive.
Say what you will about her smile but that girl serves up a hell of a Buffalo Gummer.
by Chaz Plowman October 7, 2018
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Buffalo Internet

A gentleman's libation, served over ice and consumed directly after waking to ensure adequate intoxication prior to business meetings. Frequently responsible for camera failure, network outage, heavy slurring and other complications to conducting business over video meetings.
"Jeff must have tossed back a few buffalo internets and knocked over his laptop again - let's call this meeting and try again tomorrow."
by Xyxgy July 27, 2022
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Buffalo Surprise

Anal rawdogging with a significant other where you feel the burn after he or she has eaten hot wings.
Andrew got that Buffalo Surprise after his date with Stephanie to Buffalo Wild Wings.
by MisterPhister September 29, 2019
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buffalo bone

v.
to have sexual intercourse with a female in such a way as to make use of all of her parts, analogous to how the Native Americans made use of all the parts of a buffalo after a kill.
by Burt Bannon April 12, 2005
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Roller Buffalo

When celebrity stuntman Johnny Knoxville is in a bull pen, to the backing music of "You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd" by Roger Miller. He dances to this for some time, then gets taken out by a herd of angry buffalo.
On Jackass 3D:

"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Roller Buffalo!"
*You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.....*
by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011
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