Theo is that one guy who you will fall head over heels in love with right before he breaks your heart. A questionable amount of girls like Theo and you will cry about him at some point in your life. Theo likes to believe he’s a sociopath, there is nothing solidly proving this right or wrong. Theo will start a conversation and then become very dry. Theo is always horny. Theo’s convinced he can pull off bangs but he really can’t. Theo likes to make sexual jokes that can be very funny.
Theo: *rapey accent* I fuck lots of Miami bitches
Daisy: you what
Theo: *accent continued* I have very big peen
Daisy: you what
Theo: *accent continued* I have very big peen
by Adam ploughed holly November 12, 2019
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Get the Theomug. A guy with a huge dick and loves all people with level Big tits and asses. Ngl everyone want to fuck this man. A woman said "I had sex with Theo 9 months ago and she said god dayum only tip of could get in me also now i have a child with a big dick so i can fuck him everyday!!"
by Smart guy in internet November 22, 2023
Get the Theomug. Definently the most sexy and smart person you will ever meet in your whole existence. He has a big loyal heart and loves with all of his power. Many thots would die for him and he is very pretty. He loves sex but he doesn't love hoes.
Person 1 : Man that guy Theo is so sexy do I have a chance ?
Person 2 : Naaah sis
Person 1 : Why????
Person 2 : Because you a hoe
Person 2 : Naaah sis
Person 1 : Why????
Person 2 : Because you a hoe
by BeE2111 November 20, 2021
Get the Theomug. Theo is a big dick daddy for all the girls. He has a lot of friends, but they can be annoying or rude sometimes. He's very so lovable because he's kind, handsome, smart, caring , funny, and mature which means he has a large cock. A Theo is talented and a real man in the bed that will have you come out of a wheelchair if you let him play rough. A Theo is someone everyone wants, but Theo is the one who picks because he is an alpha male, described by many as the ultimate minge master. He is a once in a lifetime man.
by Fanny magnet September 20, 2022
Get the Theo Kaymug. Theo is the title given to people who transcend human comprehension. Theos have massive penises that end up in your asshole one way or another. When this man fucks you with just the tip, you will not be able to walk for the rest of your life. Theos when greeted into heaven immediately get the most hot sloppy toppy from god.
by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023
Get the Theomug. The Greek word for God, or Holy. Theo's are badasses and don't give a fuck about people because they are Gods.
by Fortnite Tyler Ninja Blevins December 19, 2020
Get the Theomug.