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Theo (dore)

Usually a crackhead. Theo requires military-grade tranquilizers to function throughout the day. You might see Theo's spawn after watching enough Jojo's Bizzare Adventure. Theo sacrificed dick points at birth to invest them into speech speed. Be wary of Theo as he might bore you with anime lore.

"Have you seen Theo (dore)?"
"Nah, hes prolly playing Overwatch and downing tylenol"

by ZuccoMode March 23, 2022