polishing the colonel

Jerking off while eating fried chicken

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.

by Billstar55 February 16, 2014

polish pussy

something that German and Russian men rape repeatedly.

man hitler sure raped that polish pussy

by kawaiijizzlord5000 October 13, 2015

Port and polish

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached

Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.

by Patscorch June 30, 2016

french polish

When your Bae uses more tongue than mouth during a blowjob.

"Bloody hell, love. I wanted a blowjob not a French polish."

by TheBlank89 April 12, 2016

Polish blowjob

Polish blowjob is when a girl has a guy pull his dick out of her ass and gives him a blowjob.

Lisa: I would really be turned on if I could peg you tonight.

Dale: Only if you give me a Polish Blowjob first.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Is the Pope Polish?

A phrase that used to mean 'absolutely yes' when Pope John Paul II was the pope, but now it means 'no'. It's a substitute for your true answer. Instead of saying no outright, you lead the person to your answer by saying 'is the pope Polish'? And of course, the answer is 'no', thus implying that 'no' is the answer to the question they asked you before.

Bronislaw: Are you going to make pierogi tonight for dinner?
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?

*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*

by billybattleaxe August 21, 2019

Polish Slip

When a person (Usually Polish/Eastern European), works a self-employed job and gets paid with cash-in-hand to avoid paying income taxes.

Tytus works as a plumber, he's always pulling off the Polish Slip.

by CrypticReich October 24, 2020