polish the Harley

Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.

Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.

Wife: We don't own a Harley.

Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.

by mkb000 March 29, 2010

Polish thotty

A thotty from Poland. Typically named Nadia, Usually wears g strings

Omg Nadia G-string is a polish thotty!

by Trashkin March 15, 2019

tonsil polisher

A blow job in which the female's tonsils act as a polishing tool

She looks like she gives a great tonsil polisher

by Tonsil Polisher April 27, 2016

polishing the rifle

Slang for jacking off/ masturbating.

My wife caught me Polishing the rifle yesterday.

by Xesros January 4, 2017

peep polish

When you don't have time to paint all your toes before going out, so you only do those ones that will peep out the toes of your shoes.

"I hope I don't have to take my shoes off at this Japanese restaurant, I only had time for a peep polish."

by redsoles May 8, 2010

Polished Turd

A old, beat down, overall crappy truck, modified with big rims and lifts to look cool despite to overall lackluster look of the rest of the vehicle, most commonly drive by highschool students in the south.

Evans 04’ Silverado is a real nice Polished Turd

by BubbaGumppy February 23, 2021

polishing the colonel

Jerking off while eating fried chicken

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.

by Billstar55 February 16, 2014