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kiddy pool

when a male masturbates on his back and the semen fills his belly button
dude that was sick i made my own kiddy pool
by moremashpotatoes June 2, 2020
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Kiddy pool

When you cum and it shoots into your bellybutton and you leave your kids to swim around.
Yo, dude I just made a kiddy pool
by Head sus r sus July 17, 2021
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Kiddy pool

Kiddy pool - The name you call a a chick when they got more bodies then a cemetery
by Trippie tremmor 69 February 10, 2020
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kiddie-coma

similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.
I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.
by hmf December 22, 2014
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kiddie casino

An arcade with many coin pushers, spinning wheels, claw machines, cut the rope, and other ticket/prize machines but few actual games. Generally these make money off kids trying to win prizes or ticket jackpots and are massive money sinks because of this.
That's not an arcade; it's a kiddie casino.

I got roped into taking my nephew to the kiddie casino. I'm out of $60 but he got sparkle slime.
by Ten_Toebeans January 25, 2025
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Kiddy-Fiddling

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"
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Kiddie Fiddler

Term most commonly used in descriptions of Charlie Hutton. See also nonce, pedo and cradle-snatcher
Look its a kiddie fiddler, must be Charlie Hutton on the prowl
by PedohuntersNI November 12, 2019
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